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birthfetus:

the-roman-soldier:

do y’all also have songs you think of as “the song i want to be played while I die” ?

if so you should all tell me yours 

I’ve actually never thought of that one. I’ve always expected to die in a way that I probably wouldn’t be able to hear the music, whether it be from pain or general unconsciousness or whatever. What is the song you’d like to hear? :) the-roman-soldier Has anyone else thought of something like that? :)

I haven’t necessarily thought of a song I want to hear as I die. But I’ve decided I want to die saying the rosary.

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

K

(Source: owenhartofficial)

circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

(Source: stephenhawqueen)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

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who looks at us

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the way Kristen Bell

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looks at sloths.